For a nice change of pace here, today’s sign that our society has devolved to the level of gibbering mush is the following warning on Smarties Peanut: “THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS PEANUTS.”
Holy crap! Peanuts in Smarties Peanut! Honestly. Should we even be protecting people who are too stupid to make this connection? Would it not be better […]
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So, we have summoned the vast depths of our capacity as humans and have unveiled… the cheeseburger in a can. We’re doomed. (HT Gizmodo)
After a long hiatus, Signs of the Apocalypse returns.
Jaclyn and I are in Moncton for a 3 day training session through her job, for which we’ve received a rental car. Today as we were driving around, we discovered that this was one of those new cars that shrieks at you the moment you start thinking about […]
This is almost too sad to go in my usually satirical and/or sarcastic Signs of the Apocalypse, but I’m simply unable to resist.
Ever heard of Burning Man Festival? It is the ultimate expression of the hedonism so prevalent in our culture. It is “dedicated to self-expression, self-reliance, and art as the center of community.” Hmm, how […]
The women of Tiger Time Lawn Care offer to mow customers’ lawns dressed in bikinis — a service that attracts more attention to the ladies than the lawns.Bikini-clad mowers offer lawn care with a twist - MSNBC.com
First things first: it’s a travesty that MSNBC would even report this as “news.” This isn’t news, this is pathetic.
This is […]
I like technology as much as the next guy. But seriously, the amount of press the launch of this expensive behemoth is producing is just plain ridiculous.
When we as a society look for happiness in a consumer device (that isn’t even doing anything particularly new), I fear for us. Lest I drag this out and add […]
