Various permutations of the word “fuck”—clusterfuck, fucktarded, unfuckingbelievable, ad infinitum—are completely insufficient to describe the apoplexy that overtook me when I first saw Let’s Build a Fucking Bridge. Because the biggest threat to the church is waiting in your fucking car for too long. Edit: Thom Turner writes the kind of stuff I would have if I’d […]
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In yet another sign — for those who have eyes to see — that the world is about to crash down around our ears, daycares are providing surveillance cameras. From their own lips: It is natural for you to wonder about your child after they have been dropped off at day care. How many times have you wanted to be […]
The bagging lawnmower is an irrevocable sign of our impending doom. I am tempted to let you figure out the rest, but I would rather enjoy spelling it out. The first and most obvious reason is that your lawn clippings should stay on your lawn as plant material to keep the soil rich enough to support […]
For a nice change of pace here, today’s sign that our society has devolved to the level of gibbering mush is the following warning on Smarties Peanut: “THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS PEANUTS.” Holy crap! Peanuts in Smarties Peanut! Honestly. Should we even be protecting people who are too stupid to make this connection? Would it not be […]
So, we have summoned the vast depths of our capacity as humans and have unveiled… the cheeseburger in a can. We’re doomed. (HT Gizmodo)
After a long hiatus, Signs of the Apocalypse returns. Jaclyn and I are in Moncton for a 3 day training session through her job, for which we’ve received a rental car. Today as we were driving around, we discovered that this was one of those new cars that shrieks at you the moment you start thinking […]
